vol. ii #21

Is your carpet stained?
Pour on some Colt 45
It works every time

vol. i #93

Got tax day terrors?
Here’s a simple solution:
Don’t file, my man!

vol. i #67 - Tuesday Haiku!

Long lines really suck
But beat a dictatorship
Please go out and vote

vol. i #66

Who should we elect?
Bush/Cheney? Kerry/Edwards?
Vote for me instead

vol. i #48

Tried and true advice
Good for any occasion:
Don’t squeeze the Charmin

vol. i #35

How to stop vote fraud
By hackable machines?
Absentee ballot