vol. ii #24

I’ve had it with these
Motherf---ing snakes on this
Motherf---ing plane*

----------
Haiku adaptation of Snakes on a Plane. And no, Samuel L. Jackson didn’t pay me to write it.

vol. ii #2

Pity the giraffe
It's a real freak of nature
With that weird long neck

vol. i #86

Oh! The way you splash
Mr. Hippopotamus
Get out of my pool!

vol. i #74

Leave the pond behind
Jump in my red-hot griddle
You tasty catfish

vol. i #60

Hey there, Cornelius
Stop humaning around, chimp
Zaius is coming

vol. i #25

Gob gobble gobble
The turkey used to say that
Before I ate it

vol. i #10

Scientists declare
A monkey shortage slows work
Who would've guessed that?

----------
Inspired by actual August 9, 2003 CNN.com front page headline, “Scientists: Monkey shortage slows work.”

vol. i #2

The monkey has fleas
A pair, we watch the sunrise
Dolphin Football rules

vol. i #1

My frog jumps on the red truck
He likes to smile
I wish cigarettes were free

----------
Admittedly, the above's 7/5/7 syllable structure precludes it from being traditional American haiku. Sue me.