vol. ii #1

Curdled, hardened milk
To my mouth from cows' bellies
Damn straight I love cheese

vol. i #97

Damn you’re looking good
Spread out on my hot pancakes
Mrs. Butterworth

vol. i #74

Leave the pond behind
Jump in my red-hot griddle
You tasty catfish

vol. i #58

Baked, Mister, Refried
Jelly, Mexican Jumping
The musical fruit

vol. i #47

All-beef patties, sauce
Lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions
Sesame seed bun

vol. i #44

Better in theory
Than as a real-life substance
Banana pudding

vol. i #34

Black-eyed peas and grits
Hog jowls, collard greens, cornbread
Good Southern eatin’

vol. i #25

Gob gobble gobble
The turkey used to say that
Before I ate it