vol. ii #6

This haiku stuff is
Easy now that I've hired
An ace ghostwriter

vol. i #100

Two years and four days
100 Friday Haikus
This is the last one

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...OR WAS IT?!?

vol. i #80

I’m feeling lazy
The 5-7-5 won’t flow
So no ‘ku for you

vol. i #50

One year and five days
Spent writing senseless haiku
Some might find that mad

vol. i #43

No time for haiku
Should start doing these at home
Before they are due

vol. i #19

Japanese haiku
Is measured in characters
Not syllables, man

vol. i #12

Roses are named red
Violets are known to be blue
Haiku gives no rhymes

vol. i #9

A poet might say
My haiku is terrible
But what do they know?