vol. ii #23

Duck-walking demon
Gibson screaming, eyes rolled back
Angus brings the rock

vol. ii #18

Got my ski mask on
I’m ‘bout to bust some shots off
Die, die, die pig, die

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Haiku adaptation of Body Count’s “Cop Killer.”

vol. ii #9

Get away from me
I don't need your war machine
Nor your ghetto scenes

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Haiku adaptation of The Guess Who's "American Woman."

vol. ii #5

Go ahead and try
You cannot exceed my need
For ol' Jerry Reed

vol. i #98

Suckers to the side
Know you hate my 98
You gonna get yours

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Haiku adaptation of Public Enemy’s “You Gonna Get Yours.”

vol. i #85

A long way to go
Short time to get there, east bound
Watch ol’ Bandit run

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Haiku adaptation of Jerry Reed's "East Bound and Down."

vol. i #76

What? A gift for me?
Well domo aragoto
Mr. Roboto

vol. i #61

Buzzsaw power chords
Shag bowl cut, Nixonesque jowls
Johnny Ramone rocked

vol. i #59

Flavor, X, and Griff
The Lyrical Terrorist
P.E. in the house

vol. i #55

Ain’t noise pollution
Soul-saving, rabble-rousing
That sweet rock ‘n’ roll

vol. i #42

I’m not called Maurice
‘Specially by some people
Why is Steve Miller?

vol. i #16

The tambourine man
He don't play no songs for me
Just for the hippies

vol. i #15

Folsom prison blues
Won't trouble Johnny no more
Man in Black is gone