vol. i #4

Red-suited fat man
Silent thug for the heavy
On Live and Let Die

vol. i #3

The midgets don't care
About noodles on my plate
They just want to dance

vol. i #2

The monkey has fleas
A pair, we watch the sunrise
Dolphin Football rules

vol. i #1

My frog jumps on the red truck
He likes to smile
I wish cigarettes were free

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Admittedly, the above's 7/5/7 syllable structure precludes it from being traditional American haiku. Sue me.