vol. ii #7

Dick Cheney has sex
With goats and donkeys and pigs
Whoops, I meant his wife

vol. i #96

Hey Hey LBJ
Didn’t kill no kids today
Because he’s deceased

vol. i #68 - Wednesday Haiku!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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In response to the re-election of George Walker Bush; inspired by Warren Ellis & Darrick Robertson’s Transmetropolitan.

vol. i #67 - Tuesday Haiku!

Long lines really suck
But beat a dictatorship
Please go out and vote

vol. i #66

Who should we elect?
Bush/Cheney? Kerry/Edwards?
Vote for me instead

vol. i #52

Cold robotic heart
Vice Presidential cyborg
Tricky Dick Cheney

vol. i #46

Ehrlich says, “It’s crap.”
It’s how our country was built
Out of many, one

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Inspired by Maryland Governor Bobby Ehrlich’s decision to call multi-culturalism “crap.”

vol. i #39

Roars in lion-esque
Then simpers out like a lamb
Dr. Howard Dean

vol. i #36

Don’t need censorship
To silence the media
When it’s owned by prudes

vol. i #35

How to stop vote fraud
By hackable machines?
Absentee ballot

vol. i #24

Brits can't protest Bush
Or al Qaeda might attack?
You'd think they'd like it

vol. i #13

Evil death merchant
Warmongering hypocrite
George W. Bush