vol. i #18

Bootleg cigarettes
Come to me from Switzerland
Still deadly, but cheap

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Inspired by the sweet, technically illegal cigarette deals that were once available from Yesmoke.com.

vol. i #1

My frog jumps on the red truck
He likes to smile
I wish cigarettes were free

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Admittedly, the above's 7/5/7 syllable structure precludes it from being traditional American haiku. Sue me.