vol. i #12

Roses are named red
Violets are known to be blue
Haiku gives no rhymes

vol. i #11

Please be courteous
And yield to faster traffic
When in the left lane

vol. i #10

Scientists declare
A monkey shortage slows work
Who would've guessed that?

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Inspired by actual August 9, 2003 CNN.com front page headline, “Scientists: Monkey shortage slows work.”

vol. i #9

A poet might say
My haiku is terrible
But what do they know?

vol. i #8

Good old Fat Albert
How old do you think he was
When his girth killed him?