vol. i #87

What? No! Killed himself?
You’re high, you blabbering fool!
Raoul Duke can’t die!

vol. i #86

Oh! The way you splash
Mr. Hippopotamus
Get out of my pool!

vol. i #85

A long way to go
Short time to get there, east bound
Watch ol’ Bandit run

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Haiku adaptation of Jerry Reed's "East Bound and Down."

vol. i #84

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If you're having trouble with this one, count up all the punctuation marks, and say the totals, in order, out loud. Ex.: Seven periods...