Friday, November 26, 2004

vol. i #73

Never mind the facts
Those slick network news anchors
They’ve got the good hair

Friday, November 19, 2004

vol. i #72

Double guns blazing
The Covenant on the run
Master Chief walks tall

Friday, November 12, 2004

vol. i #71

Goofing with Kotter
Or making with the ladies
The Sweathogs kicked ass

Friday, November 05, 2004

vol. i #70

Rizzo and Sandra
It’s time to make the bacon
Once you say “I do”

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In honor of the wedding of two close, personal friends. And no, I didn’t try to pass this off as a wedding gift.

vol. i #69

Huh-huh huh-huh-huh
Huh-huh-huh-huh huh-huh-huh
I said “sixty-nine”

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

vol. i #68 - Wednesday Haiku!

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

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In response to the re-election of George Walker Bush; inspired by Warren Ellis & Darrick Robertson’s Transmetropolitan.

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

vol. i #67 - Tuesday Haiku!

Long lines really suck
But beat a dictatorship
Please go out and vote