Friday, December 31, 2004

vol. i #78

All hail Nick Saban
He’s got a great résumé
And he’s not Wannstedt

vol. i #77

Arrested again
Only this time in my car
Ho ho! Just kidding!

Friday, December 17, 2004

vol. i #76

What? A gift for me?
Well domo aragoto
Mr. Roboto

Friday, December 10, 2004

vol. i #75

Double, Pennsylvania
Courage, oven, uncle, elm
Treat, Ronald Reagan

Friday, December 03, 2004

vol. i #74

Leave the pond behind
Jump in my red-hot griddle
You tasty catfish