special #1

Thirteen on his chest
Foul mouth, rocket-launching arm
Danny’s Canton-bound

vol. i #78

All hail Nick Saban
He’s got a great résumé
And he’s not Wannstedt

vol. i #56

Born Ricky Williams
Quit the Dolphins to smoke weed
Rechristened Judas

vol. i #29

If Dan Marino
Really threw cheese in a 'fridge
That icebox would break

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Inspired by a commercial depicting legendary NFL Hall of Fame quarterback Dan "The Man" Marino expertly cannonballing a bag of shredded cheese into a refrigerator. Really!

vol. i #2

The monkey has fleas
A pair, we watch the sunrise
Dolphin Football rules