vol. i #73
Never mind the facts
Those slick network news anchors
They’ve got the good hair
Timeless Wisdom of The Haiku Master
Never mind the facts
Those slick network news anchors
They’ve got the good hair
Posted by The Haiku Master at 11:00:00 AM
TOPICS: news anchors
Double guns blazing
The Covenant on the run
Master Chief walks tall
Posted by The Haiku Master at 11:00:00 AM
TOPICS: Halo, video games
Goofing with Kotter
Or making with the ladies
The Sweathogs kicked ass
Posted by The Haiku Master at 11:00:00 AM
TOPICS: Welcome Back Kotter
Rizzo and Sandra
It’s time to make the bacon
Once you say “I do”
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In honor of the wedding of two close, personal friends. And no, I didn’t try to pass this off as a wedding gift.
Posted by The Haiku Master at 11:01:00 AM
TOPICS: weddings
Huh-huh huh-huh-huh
Huh-huh-huh-huh huh-huh-huh
I said “sixty-nine”
Posted by The Haiku Master at 11:00:00 AM
TOPICS: 69, Beavis and Butt-head
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
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In response to the re-election of George Walker Bush; inspired by Warren Ellis & Darrick Robertson’s Transmetropolitan.
Posted by The Haiku Master at 11:00:00 AM
TOPICS: politics
Long lines really suck
But beat a dictatorship
Please go out and vote
Posted by The Haiku Master at 11:00:00 AM
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