vol. ii #13

Terrorists? Cheap punks
I miss the C.C.C.P.
They had class, and nukes

vol. ii #12

"Get her out of here,
She makes too much noise," said fat
Fatty Arbuckle

vol. ii #11

Chuck Norris is tough
But this Fact is the truest:
Bruce Lee kicked his ass

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In response to ChuckNorrisFacts.com, all of which are actually true facts about Master Lee.

vol. ii #10

Boring, so boring
Like two old men in a fight
Baseball is the pits

vol. ii #9

Get away from me
I don't need your war machine
Nor your ghetto scenes

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Haiku adaptation of The Guess Who's "American Woman."